Miley’s ‘Bangerz’ Tour started and it’s not a big surprise that she’s shocking everyone – venue owners as well as concerned parents. Certainly, she’s having a great time, laughing at these issues while rolling one up and hanging around her room.
The tour is on for about a week and the photos you see on the internet, gently said, aren’t that normal- for a normal human being. The ideas like Bill Clinton exploding or coming on the stage while riding a huge hot-dog don’t make any, but we mean, any sense! Until you remember something – source of the ideas.
Say farewell to the exciting and ‘normal’ stage entrances – such as coming under the stage or running through the crowd. Look at Miley and her sparkling, spectacular carnival like entrance. Riding a huge hot-dog is obviously the it-style for coming on the stage, but you can’t blame Miley, can you?
At least, her wax person is doing the job right – thank you wax person; it’s good to see Miley waxed in 80’s bikini style costume.
She’s 21, seen the world, and she’s got open sex thoughts – putting secret body parts on the stage in front of A LOT OF people is obviously something that should be ok for you. This should not be filthy or mucky – a grown up white girls is doing this in front of everyone – why should you feel dirty?
Democratic Party is, by all means, her love. Especially their 1990’s politician figures. To emphasize her big love she blows a man wearing Bill Clinton mask. Tough love, right? At the minimum, she is sending a message for her generation politicians to-be: I’ll be your best friend if you become a president.
If you weren’t sure let us re-assure you: vagina can sing. Miley’s did on this tour while ‘Wrecking Ball’ and ‘Party in the USA’. It was a small shock for people watching this, but only at the beginning of the tour. The crowd got used to it since her lady’s part have got such a melodically voice.
Remember Hannah Montana? This one shows you how she looked before the dentist did his job. Thy style is Miley’s choice for her Disney character. If you agree with the rumours, this is the most vulnerable period of the tour itself. Clearly, this is the darkest part of the tours. Even her father quotes this part only as a ‘happening’ on the concert.
If you’re one of the lucky people that are attending this tour we advise you to have a big open mind and this one is a special advice: bring a hand cleanser because you’re going to need it. Or maybe Miley is going to pull out some other brain images – then, you’re safe.